Eat’n Park

My quest for the best burger in the City of Pittsburgh took me to Eat N Park…


I wouldn’t recommend wasting your time or money at Eat N’ Park, as you will likely find better quality food at your local high school cafeteria. Eat N’ Park is the epitome of the Lowest Common Denominator. They want to maximize profits through volume; they keep costs -and quality- as low as possible. I am quite confident that they are more concerned with marketing campaigns and getting people in the door, than providing a good burger. To drive home the point, I have to emphasize that my entire meal was defrosted some time between the time I placed my order, and the 10 minutes that passed before it was served to me. For all intents and purposes, I consider Eat N’ Park a fast food restaurant, unfortunately because they spend their money creating a façade of not being a fast food restaurant, the quality is not as acceptable as most traditional fast food.


If you are a fan of terrible, then this is the burger for you! The whole meal came Pre-Fabricated. The fries were flavorless, the patties razor thin and without taste. The burger was drenched in a white mayonnaise sauce that ruined the texture of the experience. To wrap it all up, my bun literally fell to pieces as I was eating my burger. I would not order this burger again, ever! Very Dissatisfying.

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Pitts-Burgers3.53Go eat at a highschool cafeteria, the burger will be better


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